How to Tidy Up Your Home in 10 Simple Steps

Hey there, friend! Cleaning your house with little ones around can feel like trying to tidy up during a tornado—it can be downright chaotic. My buddy Jess once shared that managing a messy home while parenting requires patience, a ton of energy, a short memory (to forget that you just cleaned up a mess), a little bit of chocolate, some TV time for the kids, and maybe that toy that’s been in timeout for ages (though that will only buy you five minutes of peace before it goes back). So, are you ready to tackle this cleaning challenge? Let’s dive in!

Step 1:

Gather the kiddos and lay down the law: if they even think about spilling juice, tossing a sandwich to the dog, or creating a Lego explosion, they’ll be facing some serious consequences. You’ve got to keep them in line!

Step 2:

Start with the dishes. Honestly, this is one of the most dreaded chores. You might be tempted to toss them in the trash, but don’t! Instead, wash them as quickly as possible—or load them into the dishwasher if you’re lucky enough to have one. And maybe mutter a few choice words about how your family can generate so many dirty dishes since breakfast.

Step 3:

Next, tackle the laundry. Ugh. Laundry is my nemesis. I swear I do at least four loads every single day. Don’t even bother sorting it—just chuck in as much as you can fit in the washer. Trust me, time is of the essence, especially when your kid’s favorite show is about to start!

Step 4:

Let the kids know it’s time for lunch and that the TV needs a break. They’ll get excited (and messy) in the kitchen, making you question your earlier cleaning efforts. Seriously, how did that sticky stuff get there? Is the dog eating off your four-year-old’s plate? Grab a piece of chocolate and brace yourself for the next round.

Step 5:

While they munch away, zoom through the kitchen and clean up as best as you can. Don’t forget to check the bathroom—change the trash, grab any stray towels, and give the toilet a quick scrub. Toss in one of those blue cleaning tablets and flush. Race back to the kitchen before chaos ensues.

Step 6:

Time for round two in the kitchen! The kids decided to create their own “water park” in the sink. There’s a pond forming on the floor, and you almost slip on it. Stay calm; you can do this!

Step 7:

Remind the kids they can play outside when you’re done, but for now, it’s more TV time. Pull out the vacuum and start cleaning while the kids are in the background giving their best concert performance. Stay strong! You’ve got this!

Step 8:

Halfway through vacuuming, you hear the washing machine making a racket. Run to fix it, adjust the overloaded contents, and get it back on track. Then dash back because the kids are arguing over the remote, and the cat just decided to make a mess.

Step 9:

Pour yourself a glass of wine. You deserve it!

Step 10:

Forget about cleaning for a moment. Head outside with the kids to let them burn off some energy. Sit back, relax, and maybe scroll through Facebook. Oh look, there’s a new post on home cleaning tips!

Cleaning your house is totally doable, right? Just follow these ten easy steps, and your place can resemble mine—if you’re aiming for that “just survived an asteroid impact” vibe. And the next time someone comments on how hard it is to clean with kids around, just tell them, “Not my house!” You’ve got this!

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In summary, cleaning with kids can feel overwhelming, but with a little humor and these steps, you can keep things somewhat manageable. And if you’re ever curious about home insemination, be sure to visit this link for more insights.