8 Things You Didn’t Expect About Pregnancy

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When you find out you’re pregnant, the reality can hit you hard—especially if you’ve been led to believe by movies that it’s all about glowing skin and a perfectly round belly. In films, it seems like the only thing that changes is a belly that magically appears, and then—boom—baby! But the truth? Pregnancy is a full-body experience, and it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. Sure, there are cravings and some tears, but there’s a whole lot more that no one talks about. Here are eight surprising truths about being pregnant that you probably didn’t see coming:

1. Boogers Galore: You know how kids are always picking their noses? Well, get ready to join the club. When you’re pregnant, your body produces an insane amount of mucus, leading to some serious booger action. We’re not talking about cute little ones, either; these are more like something out of a horror flick. If you have kids, good luck telling them not to pick their noses—just hope they hold off in public.
2. Bizarre Dreams: Get ready for a wild ride in dreamland. Expect to experience the strangest, most vivid dreams every night. One night, I found myself in a class where Stephen King was teaching flower arranging, and another night, a wandering hobo stole our camera and knew where we lived. You might wake up in a panic because you couldn’t find your umbrella during the apocalypse—trust me, it happens.
3. Extra Undergarments: Just because you’re not on your period doesn’t mean your underwear is safe. You’ll likely go through multiple pairs a day. Forget what those pregnancy sites say about “increased discharge”—you’ll feel like a sweaty swamp mule. Trust me, go grab some extra undies from the store, like at this link, so you’re not caught off guard.
4. The Nesting Instinct: Sure, you’ll hear about the need to nest, but no one mentions how this feels like you’ve just chugged three energy drinks. You’ll suddenly have an overwhelming urge to clean and organize everything in sight. Pregnancy exhaustion? What’s that? You’ll go into superwoman mode—just be careful not to drop baby furniture on your toes while you’re at it!
5. Aches and Pains: Your body will ache in ways you never imagined. Yes, your hips will widen and your pelvis will throb, but don’t forget about your hands and wrists. Carpal tunnel syndrome is a popular side effect around week 30, so don’t hesitate to take some pain relief—your comfort is important.
6. Weight Comments: Get prepared for unsolicited comments about your weight. No matter what, people will have something to say. If you tell someone your due date is too far away, you’ll be labeled as “too big,” and if it’s too soon, you might be accused of being “too small.” It’s a lose-lose situation. Just remember, you can always respond with something shocking to make them rethink their words.
7. Rage Monster: You might find yourself feeling angrier than usual. Drivers who cut you off? Total enemies. Someone comments on your appearance? You might feel the urge to unleash your inner Hulk. It’s normal to feel this way, so don’t be too hard on yourself—just blast some angry music and let it out.
8. The Boob Show: Yes, your breasts will grow and may be sensitive, but it seems like the fashion industry thinks you should flaunt them. Maternity clothes often emphasize your chest, leaving little to the imagination. So, embrace your curves while you can, because post-delivery, you might just feel like a milk machine.

If you’re curious about more insights on pregnancy or home insemination, check out this post from our blog. And for a fantastic resource on pregnancy, I recommend visiting Progyny’s blog.

In summary, pregnancy is a whirlwind of unexpected changes, from bizarre dreams to unsolicited comments about your weight. It’s more than just a growing belly; it’s a complete overhaul of your body and mind. So, buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life!