8 Absolutely Bizarre Things Parents Do When Texting Their Kids

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Hey there! Let’s dive into some of the truly hilarious things our parents do when they try to text us.

1. Obsessive Grammar Police: Seriously, do they think they’re getting graded? They’ll text us with flawless grammar and then give us a lecture when we forget to capitalize a letter. Chill out, it’s just a text!
2. Random Grammar Rules: Ever noticed how some parents love to throw in colons and ellipses for no good reason? It’s like, Dad, we get it, you’re trying to sound sophisticated, but it’s just confusing.
3. Assuming We’re Drunk: If our texts don’t have perfect grammar, suddenly we’re “clearly intoxicated.” Honestly, how do you expect me to respond when you say you’re partying with someone famous?
4. The Constant Updates: They feel the need to text us every five minutes about what they’re doing. Like, thanks for informing me that you’re now making a sandwich.
5. Awkward Selfies: Nothing says love like an unsolicited selfie of them making a weird face. Definitely not the kind of pics I want to see at 10 PM.
6. Teasing Us: They love to poke fun at our choices. It’s all in good fun, but sometimes it just makes me roll my eyes!
7. Emoji Overload: Parents really have a knack for using way too many emojis. I mean, a single smiley face can sum up their feelings, but no, they’ll throw in a hundred.
8. The Mystery of the Texts: Sometimes, their texts make no sense at all. You know, the kind that leaves you questioning if they even know how to use a phone.

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In summary, texting with our parents can be a wild ride full of grammar critiques, random selfies, and more emojis than necessary. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?