6 Ways My Favorite TV Show Messed Up My Adult Dating Life

Let’s be real: I can’t fault the creators of that classic show, but the on-again, off-again romance between Maddie and David left some serious marks on my dating approach. As we celebrate the 30th anniversary of that series, let’s dive into how it shaped my grown-up love life—mostly for the worse.

1. Kisses Filled with Drama

For me, a first kiss needs to come with a side of chaos. I mean, what’s better than a kiss that follows a fiery argument? Extra points if it happens in a sketchy alley or some equally questionable spot where we probably shouldn’t be. And of course, we’ll both pretend it never happened afterward.

2. Fighting as Flirting

If a potential partner isn’t ready to spar verbally, he might as well pack his bags. I need someone who can match my quick wit and isn’t afraid to argue fiercely. None of that mushy “we finish each other’s sentences” nonsense; we’re going to stomp all over each other’s words and maybe even break a few things in the process.

3. Scruff is a Must

Thanks to Bruce Willis in his prime, clean-shaven guys just don’t do it for me anymore. If you’ve got some scruff, I’m intrigued. If you happen to have a playful sense of humor, irresistible dimples, and that perfect half-smile, I’m probably yours for life.

4. Wit is Non-Negotiable

If you can’t throw out a clever jab within the first thirty seconds of conversation, I’m likely not interested. I mean, my crushes have always leaned toward the witty types—like David Hayes and later, characters like Fox Mulder. This pattern continues to influence my real-life choices too.

5. Immaturity at Any Age

I’ve realized I’m drawn to men who seem to have a permanent teenage spirit. Most guys, regardless of their age, would rather be playing video games, right? But the ones I find myself falling for take this to an entire new level. Just like that episode where Maddie dares David to act like an adult, I’ve tried similar bets with my exes—and they never come out on top.

6. Chemistry Over Everything

You could be the complete wrong fit for me in many ways, but if the chemistry is there, I’m in trouble. We could clash on almost every topic under the sun, and I might even find you a bit infuriating, but that just ramps up the tension. Even when I’m over your antics, I probably still want to jump your bones.

If you’re navigating the wild world of dating and feeling lost, check out one of our other blog posts for some insight on the journey of home insemination—there’s always something to learn! You can also find more guidance on pregnancy and home insemination at this excellent resource.

In short, those unforgettable TV moments have shaped my adult relationships in ways I never anticipated—mostly leading to some chaotic, yet thrilling, experiences.