Kids can really drain your wallet. It’s not just a matter of “Oh wow, that was pricier than I thought!” It’s more like, “Wow, this expense is really affecting my lifestyle, maybe I should return it!” and possibly even “I could sell this and make a fortune!” kind of expensive.
Having children often leads to some serious soul-searching. “Where would I be right now if I didn’t have kids? I could be living the high life!” or “Without kids, I’d be rolling in cash like Scrooge McDuck!”
I’m a simple guy. If I didn’t have my two little ones, I’d probably be living in my parents’ shed, quietly saving up all my DINK (Dual Income No Kids) cash for future endeavors, like running for president or maybe launching a film company focused on ferrets going on epic quests.
But that’s not my reality. Instead, I find myself navigating the never-ending cycle of expenses that come with parenthood. Children need food, shelter, clothes, healthcare, and education — tons of things that leave us little to nothing for ourselves. Spoiler alert: the need for support never truly ends. Even when I’m gone, my kids will be digging through my pockets for spare change.
That’s why I always make it a point to stash away a little something for myself, and I refuse to feel bad about spending it. I work hard for my cash, and I’m going to enjoy it as long as my son has his allergy meds, his favorite fruit snacks, and that Rescuebot toy. After that, anything left in my pocket is fair game!
Here are 13 things I’ll never feel guilty about buying, despite being a parent:
- Beer: If anyone should feel guilty, it’s my kids for driving me to drink it!
- Bourbon: Same reasoning applies.
- Wine: Yep, same here.
- Vodka: This one’s for my partner!
- Shake Shack: Delicious burgers are a must.
- Beer at Shake Shack: I might have a problem.
- Movie tickets: Not that I ever go, but if I did, it would be more about supporting the anti-babysitter movement!
- Concert tickets: Once again, babysitter costs put a damper on this fun. #NEVERBABYSITTER
- Pizza: Honestly, I worry about how much pizza we consume, but not enough to feel guilty about it!
- Books: Wait, what?
- Library Late Fees: This one feels more accurate!
- Music: Some things are just essential, especially with little ones around because, you know, they’re loud.
- Babysitters: Sometimes, I just need a night out!
There’s already so much to worry about as a parent. Setting aside some funds for life’s little pleasures shouldn’t be one of them. I reserve my guilt for the real dilemmas, like paying for a gym membership I never use or renting movies starring actors I don’t even like.
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Summary
Parenthood comes with significant financial demands, leaving little for personal indulgences. However, it’s essential to prioritize self-care without guilt. Enjoying treats like beer, music, and the occasional babysitter can be a healthy balance amidst the chaos of raising children.