Is your little one totally obsessed with Frozen? Of course they are! Let’s dive into the unmistakable stages of this beloved fixation.
Stage 1
Wow, WHAT A FANTASTIC MOVIE!! The empowering female leads, OLAF (so funny!), the stunning ice and snow, the UNBREAKABLE bond of SISTERLY LOVE (sniff), and OH, the MUSIC! It’s just SO AMAZING! Three cheers for Disney!
Stage 2
“Let it goooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Isn’t Idina Menzel just the best?
Stage 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan.” (Sniff) Every time I hear that part, I get a little teary.
Stage 4
Sure thing, kiddos! Let’s grab the DVD and the soundtrack. It’s practically the BEST Disney film EVER!
Stage 5
How adorable! The kids know all the lyrics by heart!
Stage 6
Aww, they’re singing “Let it Go” non-stop now!
Stage 7
Wow. They are REALLY belting out “Let it Go” all day long.
Stage 8
GOODNESS, THEY’RE SINGING “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY. LONG.
Stage 9
Please, please, just let it go, kids. Seriously. LET IT GO.
Stage 10
Oh my stars, it’s on Facebook now. I have to hear other kids sing it, too? How many times can one song be played before it qualifies as torture?
Stage 11
I’m dreaming about it now. In my dreams. Every single night.
Stage 12
KIDS, IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I MAY JUST LET YOU GO.
Stage 13
Disney is pure evil, and Idina Menzel might just be the spawn of Satan.
Stage 14
What’s that, kids? No, I have NO CLUE what happened to the DVD and soundtrack. Maybe they vanished. Maybe a giant snow monster gobbled them up. OR MAYBE you played them so much they just couldn’t stand it any longer.
Stage 15
Yes, I know you’re heartbroken, kids. Yes, I get that you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re really that upset, huh? Well… here’s the only thing I can say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the stages of a Frozen obsession are a rollercoaster of excitement and, perhaps, a bit of madness for parents. From the initial enchantment to the relentless repetition, it’s a journey every parent can relate to.