It’s a common refrain among dads: “Let’s keep this between us,” often followed by a solemn pinky swear with the kids. While some might argue that parents should share everything, I believe that a few secrets can create a special bond. Here are 9 things we won’t mention to mom.
1. The Living Room Adventure Zone
The moment we see Mom’s car leave, the living room transforms into a wild adventure zone. Couch cushions become obstacles in a makeshift obstacle course, while furniture is pushed aside for epic jumps. But as soon as we hear the familiar sound of her car returning, we scramble to restore the living room to its original state.
2. The Broken Saucer
Occasionally, things get broken. For example, did you know that a saucer from the china cabinet is perfect for giving Barbie a thrilling ride down the snowbank? It’s all fun and games until one shatters. But with so many similar saucers in the cabinet, does Dad really need to spill the beans? Trust me, every dad knows exactly where the Superglue is—it’s stashed in the back of the junk drawer on the left side.
3. Pushing Movie Ratings
We’re aware of movie ratings, but sometimes we push the envelope. Sure, we won’t let our 10-year-old watch something like The Wolf of Wall Street, but perhaps a little The Hunger Games or Pitch Perfect is acceptable. It’s only after the film that we realize it might have been a mistake, leading to a silent agreement with the kids.
4. Target Shopping Secrets
Who actually enjoys shopping at Target? Not me. So when the kids tag along, they inevitably ask for a special treat. Dads know that Random Present Day can stir up trouble at dinner. The plan is to sneak the new toy into the basement or bedroom, avoiding detection until Mom notices the growing pile of toys.
5. Extended Screen Time
If there’s a football game on, screen time for the iPad gets an extension. Just between us, right?
6. Ice Cream for Dinner
Ice cream for dinner? We know that’s a no-go, but sometimes it just happens. To avoid lying, we keep it vague: “Yeah, we had dinner around 5.” No need to elaborate on the sugary details. This falls under the “You didn’t ask, so we didn’t tell” rule.
7. Movie Theater Snacks
We may have picked up some “snacks” at the movie theater. Let’s leave it at that.
8. Bedtime Extensions
Bedtime is crucial, but what’s an extra 45 minutes between dad and daughter? We know we’ll be in more trouble than she will if bedtime is missed, so as long as she’s asleep when Mom returns, we’ll keep it under wraps.
9. Small Traffic Infractions
A small traffic infraction? No need to worry Mom about that, right?
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In summary, while some secrets between dads and kids may seem harmless, they often create cherished memories and unique bonds. Balancing fun and responsibility is key, and sometimes a little discretion goes a long way.