When the sun rises, I rush to the bathroom to brush my teeth—usually right away. Standing at the sink, I dance a little because I need to pee. But first, I have to tackle the awful taste in my mouth. Bad breath is the worst, right? Yet, when my little one greets me with his morning breath, which is a mix of milk and something else entirely, it’s somehow acceptable. Why? Because he’s my child. I cherish those moments of closeness, wishing he could remain this tiny forever. Within the protective walls of our home, my kids enjoy a level of freedom that would raise eyebrows elsewhere. Here are some examples:
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My kids can sneeze on me from mere inches away—no polite adult sneezes involved. My toddler, after each sneeze, joyfully announces “achoo!” as if he’s just performed a great feat. Meanwhile, the baby grins as if he’s just discovered a new skill. Go ahead, my little sneezers; at least I finally have an excuse to wash my face!
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The toddler loves to bop me on the head, exclaiming “bonk!” in that cute toddler voice of his, while he pats his own head. I can’t help but laugh, and I find myself joining in with a cheerful “bonk!”
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The baby has a talent for drooling—an impressive string of drool can land anywhere on me, even after I’m dressed for work. But that smile? Totally worth it!
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My toddler has a habit of placing various objects on my head without my consent. He beams while declaring, “hat!” and I can’t help but support this newfound understanding of what a hat is. Stuffed animals, puzzle pieces, and even Christmas ornaments—if he wants to crown me, I’m game!
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The baby can chew on just about anything that isn’t hazardous. If I were to gnaw on a remote control, people would think I was odd. But when he does it? Totally normal! I might as well remove the batteries for him.
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My toddler insists on holding imaginary phone conversations with me, repeating the same 3-second exchange endlessly. “Hello? Hi! How are you? Bye!” And every time he “calls” me back, my heart melts a little more.
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Both kids can produce loud and spontaneous sounds. One moment, we’re quietly watching TV, and the next, there’s a joyful squeal of excitement. Those unfiltered reactions are a reminder to embrace life’s little surprises.
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The baby can babble endlessly with “ba-ba-ba” without ever getting on my nerves. In fact, I find it amusing! We can go back and forth for hours, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.
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My toddler gazes into the toilet with awe, exclaiming “Wow!” While I’ve seen countless toilets in my life, his innocent wonder reminds me to appreciate the little things.
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Bath time is an endless joy for my kids. While I rush to shower between their splashes, they revel in the bubbles, toys, and parental attention. Who wouldn’t love that?
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My toddler can sneak up and tackle me from behind without warning. When he jumps on my back, I instinctively catch him and flip him forward, enjoying every giggle, even as I know the day will come when he no longer wants to play this way.
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Personal space? What’s that? My kids invade my bubble whenever they please, and I’m more than happy to welcome them in. The day they stop is the day I might just start invading theirs!
The list of things my kids get away with is long and always changing, just like the privileges I enjoy as their mom. I’ll never hesitate to hug them in public, hold their hands, or protect them from potential dangers. No matter how many birthdays come and go, they will always be my little ones. As Dave Grohl wisely sang: Breathe out, so I can breathe you in—even if it’s tinged with the scent of whole milk and snacks. Stay close, my precious baby!
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In summary, the joys and little moments of parenting come with a unique set of allowances that only a parent could understand. Whether it’s a sneeze, a sweet smile, or a simple “wow,” these experiences bond us and create lasting memories.