When you’ve welcomed two little ones into the world within just two years, the gynecologist’s office becomes a second home. After countless visits, you’d think I’d be accustomed to the French way of doing things, but I often leave either chuckling or shaking my head. It turns out I’m not alone; this is just how it goes in France!
Let’s dive into the quirky aspects of gynecological visits in France:
1. Expect Some Unconventional Advice
One of the last things an overdue pregnant woman wants to hear, especially in the sweltering heat, is to have more intimate moments with her husband. Known as the “Italian Induction,” this advice was readily given to me as my due date approached. Surprisingly, it worked wonders, but let’s just keep that between us!
2. Get Ready for Some Nudity
In the gynecologist’s office, nudity is as common as breathing. My doctor has a designated “undressing area” right next to the exam table. After disrobing, you’re expected to stroll across the room to the scale, which is a bit of a trek when you’re half-naked. And yes, this applies even when your partner is present—everyone gets a front-row seat!
3. Forget About Covering Up
Once you hop on the examination table, don’t expect a gown or sheet to shield you. In contrast to the U.S., where you’re given something to cover up with, in France, it’s a complete free-for-all. You’ll find yourself completely exposed, and honestly, it’s a refreshing change from all the modesty!
4. Honesty About Weight
During a postpartum check-up, my friend was given a clean bill of health, but when she asked about exercising, her doctor pinched her belly and said, “It’s time to lose this!” It seems that the reason “French women don’t get fat” might be the straightforward approach of their doctors.
5. Your Own Reflection
I had a shared doctor with two friends during our pregnancies, and one warned me not to look in the strategically placed mirror during my exam. Naturally, I couldn’t resist. What I saw was exactly what the doctor saw, and it led to an awkward moment of laughter—probably not the best time to be giggling!
6. Regaining Your Pre-Baby Body
After a challenging first delivery, I expressed my fears about my body for baby number two. My doctor assured me that if I wasn’t happy with my post-baby body, a quick procedure could restore things to how they were before childbirth. Was this for real? He confirmed it was standard practice in France, with a few caveats about recovery and future intimacy.
So, when you’re feeling nervous about your next gynecological visit, just remember, I’m out here in France, navigating the experience half-naked and trying to avoid eye contact with a rather uncomfortably placed mirror.
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In summary, visiting a gynecologist in France can be an eye-opening experience, filled with humor, honesty, and a surprisingly casual approach to modesty.