As I lay in bed, I glanced at the other side and realized our private moments were no longer just ours. I quickly tucked my feet away and buried my head under the covers, feeling a mix of embarrassment and resignation.
Navigating intimacy after welcoming children can be one of the trickiest challenges of parenthood. The carefree days of spontaneous romance have faded, and now, if an opportunity arises, you seize it—no matter the circumstances.
It’s almost like children have an innate ability to sense when you’re trying to sneak in a moment for yourselves: whether it’s a sweet treat, an important phone call, or even a few quiet moments together, they seem to know. They have a knack for appearing just when you’d rather they didn’t, a talent they don’t even realize they possess.
To prevent your relationship from suffering due to these little interruptions, here are some strategies to keep the spark alive:
- Adjust Your Expectations. This is crucial! My friend Sarah, who has been happily married for over a decade, swears by the principle of low expectations for maintaining a healthy relationship. No parent has the stamina for elaborate romantic gestures, especially after a long day of caring for little ones. Intimate moments may become more about quiet whispers and gentle movements than wild adventures. Celebrate the little victories, like both of you managing to shed your pajamas completely.
- Get Creative With Locations. After years of co-sleeping with our three kids, privacy became a rare commodity, forcing us to think outside the box. Utilize the kids’ beds—they aren’t using them anyway! A mountain of laundry on the floor? Perfectly acceptable as a makeshift spot. Remember, bathroom doors lock and closets can provide some privacy too. A camper can be a great escape!
- Master the Art of Multitasking. Fully immersing yourself in intimate activities might lead to unexpected interruptions. Keeping an ear out for baby cries and watching for tiny feet slipping through the door is essential. With co-sleeping, you might even find yourself balancing intimacy while ensuring a toddler doesn’t roll off the bed. Just be aware that this juggling act carries risks; focus too much on your little ones, and you might find yourself welcoming a surprise addition to the family.
- Date Your Partner. Flirting can go a long way! Sneak away to the laundry room for a few minutes or leave little notes around the house. Let your partner know what excites you. With busy schedules, subtle looks and whispers can serve as an efficient prelude to intimacy. If you can find a babysitter—even for a short while—take advantage of that time to recharge your relationship.
- Spice Things Up. After a while, intimacy can become routine, especially with children around. Look for ways to break the monotony. Our son sleeps in a portable crib in our closet for this very reason—creating a little space just for us. If you’ve got children engrossed in a movie, seize the moment! And if spontaneity isn’t your style, consider scheduling intimate time; you might be surprised by how thrilling anticipation can be.
- Playfully Mislead the Kids. “Oh, sweetie, Daddy was just… giving Mommy a playful tickle. Back to bed, please!” Or, “We’re just organizing the taxes, nothing to see here.” Sometimes, a little white lie is necessary to keep your adult moments under wraps.
- The Chill Out Method. Seriously, take it easy. Worrying excessively about intimacy can be counterproductive. Kids change everything—embrace it, adapt, and be inventive. It’s okay to let the baby fuss for a few minutes while you enjoy your time together. Remember, cartoons are not the enemy.
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In summary, maintaining intimacy after becoming a parent requires creativity, flexibility, and a light-hearted approach. Embrace the changes, lower your expectations, and find ways to keep the romance alive amidst the chaos.