As the holiday season approaches, many families embark on the annual tradition of sending out Christmas cards, often filled with perfectly curated photos of their relatives and friends. These cards typically showcase families boasting about their latest achievements, from incredible vacations to academic awards and unexpected job promotions. However, one family has taken a different approach that is striking a chord with many: a candid, no-holds-barred Christmas card that surfaced on Reddit.
Introducing the Johnson family: Alex, Rachel, and their three children—four-year-old Oliver, ten-year-old Jake, and 19-year-old Lily. Rachel decided to document the realities of their year in this year’s Christmas card, and her honesty is both refreshing and relatable.
Meet Oliver
Let’s start with Oliver, their youngest. “Constantly whines and has a talent for avoiding bedtime,” Rachel writes. “He throws a fit if he doesn’t get his favorite gummy snacks after dinner.” Unlike the polished updates we often receive, Rachel candidly notes that Oliver’s art projects from preschool are less than impressive. “Most of the stuff he brings home looks like it was made by a toddler,” she quips. “Our little artist (and let’s be honest, the reason we’ve considered taking up drinking).” Can anyone else relate to this?
Introducing Jake
Next up is Jake, their ten-year-old who is still on the journey of finding his footing. “Our spirited yet surprisingly uncoordinated child just got cut from a soccer team that doesn’t even keep score—how is that even possible?” Rachel shares. Jake also spends a considerable amount of time glued to his tablet. To top it off, he recently let slip his first curse word. While Rachel may be disappointed, reaching nine years old before hearing those four-letter words could be seen as a parenting win.
Meet Lily
Then we have Lily, the oldest sibling. While many families use their Christmas cards to highlight their teenager’s bright future—like college plans or travel aspirations—Lily is charting her own course. “She was let go from her job at a local cafe after claiming ‘being on the schedule doesn’t mean I have to show up,’” Rachel reveals. But Lily isn’t without ambition; she’s contemplating dropping out of school to pursue internet fame. Additionally, Rachel humorously mentions that Lily frequently exceeds her data plan and recently faced consequences for sneaking a date into the house for a “movie night.” Though her path may not be traditional, Lily’s journey is undeniably relatable for many.
Insights into Rachel and Alex’s Marriage
Rachel also shares a glimpse into her marriage with Alex, steering clear of any sugarcoated tales. “Alex continues to tuck in his shirts and recently decided to raid our savings to buy a new fishing boat,” she admits. “His shoes are still blocking the staircase despite my multiple requests to put them away.” It seems that even the adults aren’t escaping the spotlight of this brutally honest card.
This refreshing take on holiday greetings has garnered appreciation from many who crave authenticity over the usual glossed-over updates. Can we make brutally honest Christmas cards the new trend? After all, the polished narratives don’t represent real life—truthful cards like the Johnsons’ could foster a deeper connection among families and friends.
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In summary, the Johnson family’s holiday card stands out in a sea of idealized family portraits. By sharing their real-life challenges and victories, they invite others to embrace the messiness of family life. As the season of giving approaches, let us celebrate the authenticity that comes with being honest about our experiences.